Right hand man in a nutshell:
Aaron burr: the pride of Mount Vernon, George Washington!
George, barging into the room: GUYS WE’RE FUCKED!
Burr: hey sir i just wanna ask why you chose alexander to be your right hand over me, i have tons of ideas on how to help us win the war and he’s also extremely reckless and impulsive
Washington: well burr, hamilton has three friends. do you have three friends?
Burr:
Washington: i don’t even think you have one friend
Burr:
Washington: see that’s what i thought
Hamilton: An American Musical FULL SOUNDTRACK
@emettkaysworld this is the entire soundtrack in one video… I think I am responsible for at least 1 million of its 15 million views lmao
I’ve given them at least 3 million on the youtube music album. I used to listen to the entire album twice a day 🤣
oH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SHARE
I FINALLY GOT TO USE THE ‘well i don’t trust the government’ AGAINST AN ANTI-MASKER THIS WEEKEND
i was buying wood at the camp ground and the store clerk pitched a bitch fit about not being able to understand me through the mask and then rolled her eyes and informed me we don’t have to wear those anymore bc the mandate’s already been lifted
AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE
WHEN I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
AND SAID
“oh, well I don’t trust what the government says. I’d rather make up my own mind.”
UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER
ID: tweet from @ShotgunWife with text reading “just some ideas” followed by a meme image of a generic, black mask overlayed with the following text.
keeping wearing a mask because it’s fun…
use these lines when asked “why are you wearing that?”
“it’s a free country, I ain’t no sheep, no government gonna tell me when I can wear a mask, my body my choice, it’s for religious reasons, I’m just ugly fuck off.”
The last line of text in the image reads by “now it’s our turn”.
/End ID
responded to a customer with a southern accent why I still wear one with “‘Cause I look like the wrong end of a dead donkey.” using the smallest bit of a twang in my voice, and he stopped, blinked a few times, and went “A'ight. fair ‘nuff.”, nodded, and then I helped him pick out a leaf blower while he self consciously put his hand over his mouth.
